Wrong Window Theater
[10:42] Marko159: well, sometimes you just have to suck it up and kill the penguin
[10:42] friendlybob: … ?
[10:46] Marko159: whoops, wrong window
[10:46] Marko159: thought you were my roommate
[10:46] friendlybob: … ???
[2:34] jellybean: OMG I was TOTALLY a Winger fan, I still have the jacket!
[2:34] MrNorrell: what?! YOU?
[2:35] jellybean: oh shit
[2:35] jellybean: wrong IM
[2:38] jellybean: listen, i’m not even fucking around right now, you CANNOT tell a soul
[2:40] MrNorrell: check yer twitter feed =D
[2:43] jellybean: …
[2:44] jellybean: die. die like a somali pirate.
[1:12] GolferJoe: did you have something you wanted to bring up at the account manager meeting?
[1:31] readhead75: the whole sandpaper-tongue thing was a problem. let’s just say that grandma has some weird political views.
[1:32] GolferJoe: guess not.
[11:12] SallyBee: so we get the dog to barf it up, and not only does it still work, the battery still had plenty of juice
[11:13] vivahate77: what, your phone?
[11:13] SallyBee: oh
[11:13] SallyBee: whoops
[11:21] vivahate77: so the dog ate your phone?
[11:22] SallyBee: uh, no
[11:26] vivahate77: then what did he eat?
[11:31] vivahate77: hello? what did he eat?
SallyBee has gone offline.
[12:16] Gimli1978: no, man you have to use formaldahyde. dont try and screw around, just do it like i showed you
[12:17] Erica7777:
[12:19] Gimli1978: hrm.
[12:19] Gimli1978: yes. yes you are.
[4:09] moldydread: its cold out, but if I have to choose, I guess a) pineapple and b) snowmobiles
[4:13] sirclownshoes: well, glad that’s …………….. settled?
[11:07] JonasCorpses: so then i took her out back and let her throw up OUTside this time! when she comes back in i think im going to get lucky!
[11:07] JonasCorpses: OMG HAVE TO GO, MOMS HOME
[11:08] Terradaktil: do i know you?
[11:08] Terradaktil: how did you even get on my friends list?
[11:15] Terradaktil: but hey, good luck with the young lady, she sounds like a keeper.
[7:10] lollipopz: im jsut thinking of random shit to type at this point
[7:12] ByrdsFan12: clearly.
[7:12] lollipopz: oh, sorry dad.
[11:58] dr.spengler: i think they broke up after the leaf-blower incident
[11:58] Argonaut99: well he was a dick sometimes
[11:58] Argonaut99: so i get that
[11:59] dr.spengler: he was?
[12:00] dr.spengler: oh – this was meant for my brother lol
[12:00] dr.spengler: sorry
[12:02] Argonaut99: heheh
[12:08] Argonaut99: hey, wait a minute
[12:08] Argonaut99: you know more than one person who’s had a leaf-blower incident?
[3:18] gumbobilly: so i get home, and it’s hamsters everywhere
[3:18] GlockenFeel: but i can see where Mussolini was coming from
[3:19] gumbobilly: wait, who are you talking to?
[3:19] GlockenFeel: who are YOU talking to?
[3:20] gumbobilly: touche.
[5:52] morfiend: if my excuse strikes you as lame, i would remind you of the maple syrup.
[5:53] LOLshot: pretty sure you meant that for someone else, big fella
[5:54] morfiend: ha – so i did
[5:55] LOLshot: sounds like you need to vent
[5:56] morfiend: i’m fine
[5:56] morfiend: but some time when we’re drunk, ask me why i despise maple syrup
[9:41] CharlieFoxtrot: no it’s knit one PEARL 2
[9:41] CharlieFoxtrot: moron
[9:42] spudnik2: names hurt
[9:43] spudnik2: they hurt in my heart where puppies live
[9:44] CharlieFoxtrot: oh, not you. never mind.
[10:11] spudnik2: you know what? i’m still kinda pissed, and you weren’t even talking to me. wtf?
[10:55] CharlieFoxtrot: i said PEARL F-ING 2, DIPSHIT
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