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Searches That Should Probably Return Zero Results On Google, But Don’t

September 12th, 2009 2 Comments

• cincinnati “mail order bride” allergic grapefruit killing spree

• orang-utan carpal tunnel gunshot wound elbow “nancy drew”

• foam rubber rebecca de mornay “guitar pick” pancakes OR bacon OR windmills

• why are my hands so sweaty? guggenheim envelope heart attack audi 5000

• best place in london to get goat cheese pizza “two time grammy winner” my face hurts

• amalgamated battery shove bullhorn miracle whip basket full of kittens on fire

• there is a post office in my nightmare daisy chain galloping astronaut dogs with demure handprints

• california prom queen etiquette seven stitches cantilever arm hit by lightning site:.au

• bifocals soft serve couch of doom media jump rope bat OR wolf OR spider “drosophila melanogaster”

• generation spitball iceman george gervin “cattle prod” why do girls like Michael BublĂ©?

• borrowing sweaters from a japanese fishery worker “ladies and gentlemen, johnny cash”

• jack lemmon filmography angry midget swarm tankard of ale thrice daily filetype:pdf

• knives and babies knives and babies knives and babies knives and babies “knives and babies” site:.org

• sweet maria i simply cannot live another day “keep your fork there’s pie”

• open source gag order machiavelli -friendly -volcano whistle OR whittle OR “white castle” no seriously, basket full of kittens on fire

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2 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Brian // Sep 12, 2009 at 12:49 PM

    Also, “pants dixon” world champion.

  • 2 Analog Nation // Sep 13, 2009 at 10:42 AM

    So true, and yet so sad.

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