Hairdresser on Fire

... or, "An Omen To Be Ignored At Your Own Peril" A sign An omen A portent

A way to know Upon walking into the salon Who is best suited To cut my hair

That is all I ask

They all wear black They all look hip/weird/European They all use "volume" as a verb And are thoroughly caffeinated

A total crapshoot

Which of them is skilled? Which of them takes too long? Which of them will not be offended When I zone out?

Well I have seen my omen

When in doubt Pick the one With the five-inch tattoo on her forearm Of scissors engulfed in flame

Because, I mean come on, holy shit That's who you want cutting your freaking hair Right?