The Lever

... or, "You Would Be Surprised How Much Difference It Makes" Aeron, O Aeron You are the Excalibur of chairs Or so they say

So then why will you not stop Rocking all the way back So that everything I do Is at a forty-five degree angle?


I found it.

I finally found The lever That commands you To knock that shit off.

And the Sun and Moon became one And the sky swallowed the darkness And bluebirds alighted upon my shoulders And started to belt out "Evenflow" As if tomorrow were never coming.

My back felt As if I had just returned to Earth After a lifetime in outer space.

Plus, the girl who sits in the cubicle across from me Probably thinks that I grew a foot and half Since Monday.