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		<title>Correcting and Replacing</title>
		<link>http://analog-nation.com/2009/03/19/correcting-and-replacing-7/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 01:46:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Keating</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Efforts to replace our esteemed editor, who departed six months ago, have so far proven futile. One would think that the ongoing scourge of newspaper closures would create a favorable hiring environment, but apparently our reputation is a hindrance. Calls to prospective applicants are not returned; what resumes we do receive are submitted by accident. &#8220;Not in a millions years, not if you guys were the last rag standing,&#8221; as our 17th choice for the job put it. Nonetheless, we decided it was best to get back on the horse, as it were, and correct some inaccuracies. Precision is the cornerstone of journalism, as our former editor would say. The inaccuracies have multiplied like bees in his absence, so for the sake of expediency we will focusing on the last four days. As always, we regret the following errors that were reported in recent issues. &#8220;Police Deny Undue Use Of Force In Vandalism Case&#8221; (3/15/09) &#8211; Liquid nitrogen is not an aphrodisiac and should not be employed as such, ever. &#8220;Add This Word To Your Diet: Flavanols&#8221; (3/15/09) &#8211; Dark chocolate is not a significant cause of typhoid fever. This one hurt; we really felt like we had the facts [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Correcting and Replacing</title>
		<link>http://analog-nation.com/2008/09/21/correcting-and-replacing-6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 02:34:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Keating</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We officially do not regret any of the following errors that were reported in recent issues. What&#8217;s more, we will not even admit that they are errors. They are all true, every word. We have had it. We cannot take any more. Instead of bashing our heads against each erroneous-bordering-on-stupid detail, we are embracing them. And yes, by &#8220;we,&#8221; I once again mean poor old lonely God-forsaken me. &#8220;Electronics Retailers at Lakeview Mall Wage Price War&#8221; (8/30/08) &#8211; Blu-Ray discs are, in fact, made from the same material as cotton candy. Who knew? That explains why they were able to knock HD-DVD off the market. &#8220;Senior Center Unveils New Wing&#8221; (9/2/08) &#8211; Yes, Mahatma Ghandi was goalkeeper for Arsenal in 1920-21. At the astonishing age of 52! &#8220;Apple Launches Colorful New Line of iPods&#8221; (9/10/08) &#8211; The Ford Model T was powered by a wood-burning steam engine. That&#8217;s right, millions upon millions of cars with open wood-pellet fires. &#8220;Woes Continue to Mount on Wall Street&#8221; (9/13/08) &#8211; Fort Knox is made of gold. It does not contain gold, that would be entirely too logical, like something you might read in a real newspaper. &#8220;For Local Post Office, Staff Shake-Up Raises [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Correcting and Replacing</title>
		<link>http://analog-nation.com/2008/08/23/correcting-and-replacing-5/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 04:18:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Keating</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We regret the following errors that were reported in recent issues. Furthermore, we will admit to being at our wit&#8217;s end. The factual mistakes simply will not stop, and we only have so many fingers to plug up the dam. It is almost as if this publication has become an enemy of facts. Perhaps we should put that on the masthead: Where Facts Go To Die. Honestly, when we look around at the editorial staff &#8212; none of whom we have the authority to fire &#8212; it is as if we are surrounded by squirrels. And be &#8220;we,&#8221; I mean &#8220;me.&#8221; Why continue the third-person masquerade? There is only one person in this office capable of determining truth from fabrication. And it&#8217;s me. And I&#8217;m surrounded by squirrels. &#8220;Senior Center Facing Budget Crisis&#8221; (8/6/08) &#8211; The Vietnam War did not start in Sarajevo. Also, Sarajevo is not named for an legendary Eskimo hunter. &#8220;New Airfield Open for Business&#8221; (8/7/08) &#8211; The coordinates for the new helipad at McKinney Airfield were off by several degrees. Our apologies to the Sacred Heart field hockey team, though in our defense this was not the first SH field hockey game to be forfeit due [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Correcting and Replacing</title>
		<link>http://analog-nation.com/2008/07/21/correcting-and-replacing-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 03:32:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Keating</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We regret the following errors that were reported in recent issues. Several rumors have been circulating regarding the measures that we, the editorial staff, have taken to combat the increase in factual errors&#8212;measures that, as one rival publication put it, &#8220;could charitably be called draconian.&#8221; We would like to address these rumors now. In short, this continuing spate of erroneous reporting is unacceptable, and we will go to whatever lengths are necessary to maintain our credibility. If some of our staff members take issue with the prospect of being pepper-sprayed, or spending a weekend in The Hole, or having their pants summarily confiscated, they should have thought of that before they published a story claiming that Shakespeare grew up in Ohio. &#8220;Consolidated Fishhook CEO Cleared Of All Underage Solicitation Charges&#8221; (6/23/08) &#8211; This article should have contained 17 distinct uses of the words &#8216;alleged&#8217; or &#8216;allegedly&#8217; &#8220;Office Supply Store Stands Up To The Big Retailers&#8221; (6/26/08) &#8211; 3M does not, in fact, donate all proceeds from Post-It sales to the Irish Republican Army &#8220;Herpetology Convention Tips The Scales&#8221; (6/30/08) &#8211; Turtles are not born with feathers, nor are they reborn from the ashes of their funeral pyre &#8220;Touring Exhibit Leaves [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Correcting and Replacing</title>
		<link>http://analog-nation.com/2008/06/09/correcting-and-replacing-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 02:55:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Keating</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We regret the following errors that were reported in recent issues. Our recent efforts to reduce factual errors have somehow resulted in a further increase of errors. The entire staff is now working hard to ensure our articles are properly proofread. &#8220;For Runners, Training Is No Walk In The Park&#8221; (5/11/08) &#8211; Carbohydrates derive their name from the combination of carbon with water molecules; they are not named after a town in Denmark &#8220;With Gas At Record Prices, Consumers Face Tough Choices&#8221; (5/14/08) &#8211; Cincinnati mayor Mark Mallory has never swam the English Channel &#8220;New Downtown Gallery Draws A Crowd&#8221; (5/15/08) &#8211; The compact disc was not invented by Menachem Begin &#8220;Leonard&#8217;s Take: Is &#8216;Lost&#8217; Getting Weird Or Is It Me?&#8221; (5/16/08) &#8211; Henry Ian Cusick was never on &#8220;Perry Mason&#8221; &#8220;Blackout Brings An Early End To Junior Prom&#8221; (5/19/08) &#8211; Last Thursday&#8217;s power outage was caused by an electrical storm, not bees &#8220;Annual Fair Bracing For Big Turnout&#8221; (5/22/08) &#8211; Admission to the Mount Sunapee Memorial Day Fair is $4.50, not $450; it is regrettable that this information could not be corrected prior to Memorial Day &#8220;A Close Call, But Red Wings Prevail To Win Cup&#8221; (6/5/08) &#8211; Netflix [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Correcting and Replacing</title>
		<link>http://analog-nation.com/2008/04/02/correcting-and-replacing-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 04:55:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Keating</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We regret the following errors that were reported in recent issues. Efforts are being taken to curb the recent increase of factual errors in our reporting. &#8220;Best Buy To Be First Tenant In Oak Run Mall&#8221; (3/11/08) &#8211; The Lawnmower Man did not win the 1992 Academy Award for Best Art Direction; that honor went to Howard&#8217;s End &#8220;Alderman Faces Drug Charges&#8221; (3/16/08) &#8211; Easter did not fall on a Thursday last year &#8220;Breakthrough In Skin Care, But There&#8217;s A Catch&#8221; (3/18/08) &#8211; Hypoallergenic means &#8216;unlikely to cause an allergic reaction,&#8217; not &#8216;made from potatoes&#8217; &#8220;Overturned Truck Upends Rush Hour Commute&#8221; (3/19/08) &#8211; Emperor Hirohito was never a Franciscan monk &#8220;Are Local Hoops Teams in a Scoring Drought?&#8221; (3/22/08) &#8211; The varsity basketball game between Natick Mission North and Sacred Heart did not end in a 3-3 tie &#8220;One For the Record Books&#8221; (3/22/08) &#8211; The Buffalo Sabres did not defeat the Ottawa Senators 75-52 &#8220;For Local Business, Antiques Are Worth The Wait&#8221; (3/28/08) &#8211; The force exerted by one object upon another is equal to the product of the objects&#8217; masses multiplied by the gravitational constant (G) and divided by the distance between the objects squared, not cubed, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Correcting and Replacing</title>
		<link>http://analog-nation.com/2008/03/05/correcting-and-replacing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 04:50:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Keating</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We regret the following errors that were reported in recent issues: &#8220;Tough Times For ConFish&#8221; (1/19/08) &#8211; Consolidated Fishhook&#8217;s Q4 earnings were $3.2 million, not $3.20 &#8220;Spelling Bee Teaches More Than Just Words&#8221; (1/24/08) &#8211; Harrison Elementary School Spelling Bee champion Patricia Alden did not serve in Vietnam &#8220;Mayor&#8217;s Tax Plan To Hit City Council Floor&#8221; (1/30/08) &#8211; The Toronto Maple Leafs did not win Super Bowl VI &#8220;Panda Cubs Make Historic Visit To Zoo&#8221; (2/2/08) &#8211; Incorrect file photo replaced with one that is less disturbing to children &#8220;For A Long Suffering Family, Closure At Last&#8221; (2/9/08) &#8211; Ella May Perkins was not granted a stay of execution; she escaped and is at large &#8220;New Pastor Means New Community Initiatives&#8221; (2/15/08) &#8211; The Third Baptist Church of Goffstown is not trying to build an Army of the Wretched Dead; this was an error in translation from the original Latin &#8220;Craft Fair Brings Together Young And Old&#8221; (2/26/08) &#8211; Seattle is not in Argentina]]></description>
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