Oh, come on. This is officially insane. Honestly, it is. This time they have gone too far. They are flaunting it, shoving our noses in the shards of our broken toys, heaving back their heads in gales of laughter. It’s as if they told the children of the world that there’s no Santa, and he [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Science!'
… And Your Little Cerapod, Too
August 9th, 2010
Biaxially Oriented Polyethylene Terephthalate (For Fun And Profit)
June 13th, 2010
MEMORANDUM 21 July 1953 Charles Blakely Vice President, Product Development E.I. DuPont de Nemours & Co. CC: Thomas Carlson Charlie, Read the script last night, great work. Mylar is an exciting product, and this film will showcase its qualities to the world. “What’s It To You” is a strong title. It’s a bold statement, but [...]
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Native Tongue
May 25th, 2010
We live in a time of great scientific achievement. Each of us did ten things today that Robert Heinlein himself would have chalked up to fevered hallucination. Even against such a backdrop, news has broken of a feat that will violate your system like an adrenaline shot through the sternum. Sitting down would be a [...]
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Spidergoats III: Secret of the Golden Orb
November 22nd, 2009
Earth’s salvation rests in a display case on the Upper West Side. It is a cloth, somewhere between a rug and a shawl, with long, wispy tassels. A dizzying pattern weaves up and down its length, the work of many hands. It is a nearly perfect shade of gold. Dozens of pins hold the cloth [...]
Tags: Doom! · fauna · movies · Science!
Stealth Moth: Ninja of the Night Sky
October 29th, 2009
Having grown up in the 80s, I know a thing or two about witnessing an arms race. After blowing things up for a thousand years or so, we as a species had finally gotten truly excellent at it, to the point where there was an actual chance that we might blow up every single thing, [...]
Robotomy
September 16th, 2009
Doctors are basically the modern equivalent of shamans. They poke us, they prod us, they look inside us with weird, uncomfortable flashlights, and then they give us an incomprehensible ten minute monologue. For all their medical advancements and calculated science, the instant they open their mouths they might as well be talking about rooster entrails [...]
Tags: Robots! · sickness & healthness