For the last two years, I’ve been using a cell phone that I hand-picked from the multitudes strictly for its comic tinyness. Nearly everyone who’s gotten a look at it has remarked on its size, up to and including the girl who sold me its replacement. People ask how I manage to talk with it [...]
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Whither the Area Code?
June 24th, 2009
Tags: actually happened
Would you care to see the wine list?
June 21st, 2009
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Tags: gastronomy
Missive from the Super
June 3rd, 2009
ATTENTION RESIDENTS: PLEASE READ
You MUST put all recyclables into the appropriately marked bins. The GREEN BINS are for paper and cardboard. The BLUE BINS are for glass and metals. The RED BINS are for plastic, not including plastic bags, which go in the YELLOW BINS. The ORANGE BINS are for anything corrugated, regardless of the [...]
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Set Phasers on “Theoretical”
May 19th, 2009
(SPOILER WARNING: If you do not wish to know whether there are any spoilers in this post, do not read the next sentence.)