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The Avengers, Inflation, And The Box Office Mystery That Haunts Me

May 7, 2012
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The Avengers, Inflation, And The Box Office Mystery That Haunts Me

When Titanic passed Star Wars to become the highest-grossing movie of all time, George Lucas took out an ad in Variety congratulating James Cameron. It’s a cartoon of all the Star Wars characters sinking into the ocean, which is way funnier depending on your opinion of Episodes I-III. Plus they forgot Lando, the only...
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Post-Stasis Welcome Packet and Indoctrination Orders: Form XB8-6000 (A Friendly Hello!)

March 19, 2012
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Good morning! Welcome to the future. You, intrepid voyager, have reached your destination. Outside these walls, a world of sights and sounds beyond your imagination awaits. This packet contains everything you need to acclimate to your new surroundings. Please take a few moments to familiarize yourself with its contents. To begin, we acknowledge that...
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The 7 Reasons You Will Absolutely, Positively Click This Link

January 24, 2012
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1. Lists are guaranteed to have useful information. Before you clicked this link, you knew there would be seven distinct, interesting pieces of information. How else could we have gotten as far as seven? There was so much to say that we literally had to divide it up and present it in a disposable,...
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HEAR MY VOICE. (If you’re into that sort of thing.)

January 4, 2012
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So I have a couple of friends, and they have a podcast. The friends are Bill Wadman and Dan Gottesman, the podcast is called Circuitous Conversations, and they were kind enough to invite me on the program to do some internet talkin’. Bill and Dan are both freelance photographers and top tier tech geeks....
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New Year 2012: Completely Accurate Predictions

December 31, 2011
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Analog Nation is pleased to present its 44th annual list of predictions for the coming year. AN readers may safely risk health, safety, and financial security on these forecasts. If we may allow ourselves an uncharacteristic moment of hubris, our predictions are quite simply going to happen and that is that. • The Republican...
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FREE SNUGGLES!*

December 6, 2011
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*Offer valid through March 31, 2012. Limit one per household. Recipient must be 18 years of age or older as of December 1, 2011. Free shipping within the United States and Puerto Rico. Flat ground rate of $40.00 applies within Canada and Mexico. International air rates apply in all other territories. Cannot deliver to...
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