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		<title>Click &#8220;Like&#8221; If You Like To Like &#8220;Likes&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://analog-nation.com/2010/09/01/like/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 02:14:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Keating</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chris likes If you&#8217;ve ever tripped on the sidewalk and then walked on like nothing ever happened, LIKE THIS! Chris likes Sometimes when I get mad, I break something useful Other times, I break something expensive. Chris likes LIKE THIS IF YOU NEED A HUG! Chris likes Hey guess what? I wasn&#8217;t even gonna sit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fantasy Football: A Guide For Beginners</title>
		<link>http://analog-nation.com/2010/08/22/fantasy-football/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 01:06:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Keating</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Late summer has clenched us in its sweaty, wheezing grip. Everybody&#8217;s all beached out. Everyone&#8217;s hair is a fluffy/frizzy mess. Electricity bills ache like letters from the Civil War. Defeated, we cast our withered glance toward Autumn. This way marches a savior, flanked by trees of gold and crimson: the foot-ball season is almost here. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The REDACTED REDACTED of REDACTED</title>
		<link>http://analog-nation.com/2010/07/19/redacted/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 23:11:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Keating</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By now, everyone has heard. Someone spilled the beans, the cat&#8217;s out of the bag, the information is out in the ether, and now there are beans and cats everywhere. Granted, it&#8217;s not that hard to clean up beans, and whoever thought it would be difficult to put a cat back in a bag has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Navel Gazing (Digital Edition)</title>
		<link>http://analog-nation.com/2010/05/06/analytics/</link>
		<comments>http://analog-nation.com/2010/05/06/analytics/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 02:18:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Keating</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[The Internet]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Internet is weird. Every twisted and desperate thought humanity ever had is rendered in loving detail, thrown into a corner, and forgotten. And hell, that&#8217;s just Wikipedia. Everyone knows this, at least on an academic level. But it&#8217;s nice to see occasional proof that yep, the Internet is still the Crooked Attic of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Irony vs. the Robots</title>
		<link>http://analog-nation.com/2010/04/29/irony/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 02:43:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Keating</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not to speak on behalf of an entire generation or anything, but we have a bit of an irony problem. We invoke irony like it&#8217;s diplomatic immunity or the Fifth Amendment, as if the label pardons us from actually thinking about whatever it is we&#8217;re saying/observing/sculpting/baking/etc. The irony of it is, we usually don&#8217;t even [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My iPhone Is Sad Today</title>
		<link>http://analog-nation.com/2010/04/03/iphone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 12:40:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Keating</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[mysteriously untaggable]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[8:25 AM: My iPhone is sad today. I&#8217;m not really sure what the problem is. Usually on Saturdays we get up early and I make us breakfast, but this morning it doesn&#8217;t seem interested. I made dinosaur-shaped pancakes &#8212; its favorite &#8212; and steamed 1% milk for its chai latte. No &#8220;thank you,&#8221; no &#8220;nice [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stones on the Water</title>
		<link>http://analog-nation.com/2010/03/31/stones/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 01:05:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Keating</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[la romance]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This scene comes with a bit of back-story. Two years ago, a thoroughly decent chap named John O&#8217;Brien came to me with an idea. His theater company, Mill 6 Collaborative in Boston, was putting together a show to celebrate their tenth anniversary. He wanted to include live readings of material from Analog Nation, including a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Op-Ed: Security Tips from a Former Burglar</title>
		<link>http://analog-nation.com/2010/03/25/security/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 00:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Keating</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Folks like you helped me earn a living for years. Many of you made valiant attempts to stop me. A few of you managed even to slow me down a little. Only a handful were able to actually thwart me outright, and that select few lived in paranoid lockdown, afraid of the outside world. Their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 2010 United States Census: Nothing but DNA and Freemasons</title>
		<link>http://analog-nation.com/2010/03/16/census/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 03:21:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Keating</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Honestly, I was just sitting here minding my own business. I&#8217;d just finished dinner, had a bit of time before &#8220;Lost,&#8221; and was cleaning up some of the mess that accumulated over the last two weeks while I was locked in a theater. Out of nowhere, a friend of mine broadcast a challenge all throughout [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ABC, Cablevision, and the Price of Arrows</title>
		<link>http://analog-nation.com/2010/03/09/abc-cablevision/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 03:35:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Keating</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t go into the living room, Mom and Dad are fighting again. Those of you outside the New York area probably missed the excitement, but ABC went off the air for several hours on Sunday, vanishing from LCD screens while the clock ticked down to the Oscars. The disappearance was a negotiating tactic in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Announcement of a Theatrical Nature</title>
		<link>http://analog-nation.com/2010/03/01/announcement-6/</link>
		<comments>http://analog-nation.com/2010/03/01/announcement-6/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 04:09:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Keating</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s me! Playing Hamlet! But with 97% less Shakespeare! Exciting news for those who live in New York and have sworn a blood oath against me! I will be descending from my mountaintop fortress an unprecedented eight times over the next couple of weeks. In fact, I will be out in the open, without bodyguards, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things I Learned While Filming A Horror Movie Outside On A Mountain In The Catskills In The Dead Of Night Through Sub-Zero Temperatures With No Sleep, Little Food, And Some Decent Scotch</title>
		<link>http://analog-nation.com/2010/01/17/things-i-learned-while-filming/</link>
		<comments>http://analog-nation.com/2010/01/17/things-i-learned-while-filming/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 21:22:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Keating</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A couple of weeks ago, I mentioned that I would be appearing in a horror movie. I suppose it might sound made up, considering this site has also claimed that squirrels live for 800 years, and that redheads are allergic to cardboard. But it&#8217;s true &#8212; I am playing a character named Doug in &#8220;The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Announcement of a Stand-Up Nature</title>
		<link>http://analog-nation.com/2010/01/16/announcement-5/</link>
		<comments>http://analog-nation.com/2010/01/16/announcement-5/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 15:53:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Keating</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Help us make meth! I mean, art. Make art. Exciting new for those who live in New York and wish to bring me cupcakes in person! I will be breaking security protocol to make an appearance outside my isolated mountain compound. The reason? To amuse the shit out of you, dear reader. Point of You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Year 2010 Part II: Resolutions That Everyone Has To Make (But Me)</title>
		<link>http://analog-nation.com/2009/12/31/resolutions-2/</link>
		<comments>http://analog-nation.com/2009/12/31/resolutions-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 15:28:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Keating</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[holidays]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[peeves]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Last year, in lieu of making New Year&#8217;s resolutions, I made a series of resolutions on behalf of the world in general. As January 1st bears down upon us once again, I have taken the liberty of crafting some more. You get to relax and stop trying to think up a good resolution, I get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Year 2010 Part I: Completely Accurate Predictions</title>
		<link>http://analog-nation.com/2009/12/30/predictions-2/</link>
		<comments>http://analog-nation.com/2009/12/30/predictions-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:37:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Keating</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Analog Nation is pleased to present our predictions for the first year of the second decade of the third millennium &#8212; and beyond. &#8226; Financial markets in Europe will grind to a halt due to a toothpaste shortage in Finland. The world economy will once again teeter on disaster&#8217;s edge. &#8226; Tectonic activity will cause [...]]]></description>
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