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Help us make meth! I mean, art. Make art. Exciting new for those who live in New York and wish to bring me cupcakes in person! I will be breaking security protocol to make an appearance outside my isolated mountain compound. The reason? To amuse the shit out of you, dear reader. Point of You [...]

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Last year, in lieu of making New Year’s resolutions, I made a series of resolutions on behalf of the world in general. As January 1st bears down upon us once again, I have taken the liberty of crafting some more. You get to relax and stop trying to think up a good resolution, I get [...]

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Analog Nation is pleased to present our predictions for the first year of the second decade of the third millennium — and beyond. • Financial markets in Europe will grind to a halt due to a toothpaste shortage in Finland. The world economy will once again teeter on disaster’s edge. • Tectonic activity will cause [...]

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Analog Nation presents the Twenty Best Lists of 2009: 1. Top 10 Reality Show Knife-Fights of 2009 — Access Hollywood 2. Top 10 2009 Corporate Decisions That Came Close to Not Losing Money — BusinessWeek 3. Top 8 2009 Media Trends Your 15-Year-Old Doesn’t Have to Explain to You — TechCrunch 4. Top 2 American [...]

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Some of you may have heard that the Internet recently marked its fortieth anniversary. Technically this is true — the Advanced Research Projects Agency Network (ARPANet) established the first link between distant computers in late 1969. It’s kind of like saying that television is sixty-five million years old because that’s when the dinosaurs were wiped [...]

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On Monday, December 1st, the Federal Trade Commission’s new guidelines on endorsement transparency go into effect. This is the first time the FTC has updated these rules in nearly thirty years, which means that the rules A) are old enough to have been disappointed by the “Star Wars” prequels, and B) probably love zombies. The [...]

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