For some reason, I remember the first time I ever saw “Friends.” My sophomore year of college had just ended. I was sitting at a friend’s house back home, waiting while he got dressed, or argued with his parents, or cooked up heroin or something. The TV happened to be on, and here was...
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“That we are the only part of the cosmos possessing what we are pleased to call mind is so earth-centred a supposition, that it recalls the other earth-centred view once so devoutly held, that our little globe was the point about which the whole company of heaven was good enough to turn. Indeed, there...
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Fracas. That’s what this is, it’s a fracas. A couple of programmers discovered a little file nestled within each of their computers. It seems their iPhones had been tracking location, and saving the data in an unencrypted file on their desktop machines. So they checked, and sure enough, this was happening to all iPhone...
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At the moment, I happen to be looking at a list of endangered species. I know, I know — I really shouldn’t be partying so hard on a weeknight, but you have to admit it’s a lot better than the two hours I once spent reading about airline disasters on Wikipedia. Looking at the...
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Good afternoon everyone, and thank you all for being here. I’ll try to keep this short. We’ll be back at our desks watching cat videos in no time. (Laughter, hopefully) First of all, I wanted to congratulate the team that finally got Consolidated Fishhook to sign on the dotted line. That’s a big win...
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You know how it is. You spend years meticulously plotting your evil plot, and now you stand upon the threshold of victory — or would be, if your right-hand man wasn’t about to drop the ball yet again. Who let the boss man down more, Starscream or Goebbels? Dare we even mention a certain...
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