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Another of a Million (Part III – Hit It)

October 14, 2010
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Continued from Part II Track 4: “Not My Idea” (3:41) Garbage · Garbage · Almo Sounds Track 5: “Crush With Eyeliner” (4:39) R.E.M. · Monster · Warner Bros. How exactly did Brendan manage to talk me into this? On the southernmost borders of UNH, past the theater and behind the engineering hall where I...
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Another of a Million (Part II – They Live Inside The Television)

September 27, 2010
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Continued from Part I Track 2: “The Bends” (4:06) Radiohead · The Bends · Parlophone Records Track 3: “Casino Queen” (2:45) Wilco · A.M. · Reprise Records Luckily, somebody had the common sense to throw a party. My brain never works like that. If it had been up to me, we’d probably have gone...
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Another of a Million (Part I – A True Story, Hopefully)

September 21, 2010
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Track 1: “Boxing” (4:45) Ben Folds Five · Ben Folds Five · Passenger Records That first time back, you’re a rock star. Most of your friends are right where you left them, save for the ones who were kicked to curb with you on graduation day. When you walk through the door there are...
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And Then Suddenly, Everything Was Different

September 19, 2010
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Just in time for the autumnal equinox, the leaves are changing colors here at Analog Nation. For many weeks now, we have painstakingly combed through the finest Internets, hand-selecting each one for robust aroma and full-bodied flavor. These were aged in oak barrels, calibrated for maximum precision, and tested against weapons-grade uranium in a...
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Click “Like” If You Like To Like “Likes”

September 1, 2010
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Click “Like” If You Like To Like “Likes”

Chris likes If you’ve ever tripped on the sidewalk and then walked on like nothing ever happened, LIKE THIS! Chris likes Sometimes when I get mad, I break something useful Other times, I break something expensive. Chris likes LIKE THIS IF YOU NEED A HUG! Chris likes Hey guess what? I wasn’t even gonna...
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Fantasy Football: A Guide For Beginners

August 22, 2010
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Late summer has clenched us in its sweaty, wheezing grip. Everybody’s all beached out. Everyone’s hair is a fluffy/frizzy mess. Electricity bills ache like letters from the Civil War. Defeated, we cast our withered glance toward Autumn. This way marches a savior, flanked by trees of gold and crimson: the foot-ball season is almost...
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