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		<title>The Condemned</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 01:58:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; or, &#8220;Had To Be Done, People.&#8221; They gathered in the town square at noon. The sun, towering at its apex, offered no shade. Dust that had baked in the heat for years crunched under their footsteps, as a bone-dry wind threw swirls of it onto their shoes. All eye contact was accidental, and swiftly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Anguish</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 04:45:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; or, &#8220;A Thousand Times, Why?&#8221; Why is it That we can send explorers to a moon Chart the depths of an ocean Peer into the core of an atom Cure children of a disease That would have ravaged whole cities As recently as a generation ago Craft a work of art That defies the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Lever</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; or, &#8220;You Would Be Surprised How Much Difference It Makes&#8221; Aeron, O Aeron You are the Excalibur of chairs Or so they say So then why will you not stop Rocking all the way back So that everything I do Is at a forty-five degree angle? Well. I found it. I finally found The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Missive to Father Christmas</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 04:07:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; or, &#8220;No Seriously, I&#8217;ll Burn Their House Down&#8221; Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas Is for you to make them stop This year was supposed to be different &#8220;Surely,&#8221; muttered I, &#8220;they wouldn&#8217;t dare&#8221; Not with the economy doing keg-stands Right? And yet Each time I turn on my beleaguered television There they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hairdresser on Fire</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 01:08:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Keating</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; or, &#8220;An Omen To Be Ignored At Your Own Peril&#8221; A sign An omen A portent A way to know Upon walking into the salon Who is best suited To cut my hair That is all I ask They all wear black They all look hip/weird/European They all use &#8220;volume&#8221; as a verb And [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Symphony of Anguish</title>
		<link>http://analog-nation.com/2008/09/01/toe-vs-mac/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 03:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Keating</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; or, &#8220;An Open Letter to Apple Inc., 1 Infinite Loop, Cupertino CA, 95014&#8243; Listen It&#8217;s not that I don&#8217;t love this thing I do. Really. The brushed aluminum chassis sits by my desk Like an objet d&#8217;art The Quad-Core processor Makes Photoshop sit up and beg for its supper It&#8217;s probably gotten me laid [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The People Museum</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 03:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Keating</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; or, &#8220;Where Half My Stuff Came From&#8221; IKEA! Where the only thing promised Is anything you could ever need, for the rest of your life IKEA! Where magic lurks in every corner Which is a lot, because the pathways all have fifteen right angles IKEA! Where we shuffle past fully furnished rooms Exhibits of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ode to the Clipboard People</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 01:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Keating</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; or, &#8220;The Sidewalk Pick &#038; Roll&#8221; We get it You have youth, you have ideals You want to make things better You want to matter And impress girls But dude, seriously I&#8217;m just trying To get some lunch And so No offense But I am going to use The person walking in front of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Empire of Alexander</title>
		<link>http://analog-nation.com/2008/05/14/the-empire-of-alexander/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 03:09:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Keating</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;or, &#8220;This Is What I Get For Watching Historical Documentaries&#8221; Sometimes As I walk around Lower Manhattan I imagine that I am walking in the company Of Alexander Hamilton Showing him the city that he built The financial engine of the world A system that he put in motion We walk past the columns of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Foresight</title>
		<link>http://analog-nation.com/2008/01/28/foresight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 00:46:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Keating</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hark! Young man, venture not into that night Without a back-up plan For yea, it is indeed a great thing To live within a five minute walk From the old-school independent movie house But You are not The only genius who thought to see No Country For Old Men The weekend after the Oscars were [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ode to the 40ish Woman Eating Yogurt Sitting Next to Me on the Subway This Morning</title>
		<link>http://analog-nation.com/2007/12/09/ode/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 03:27:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[… or, “I’m Probably The One With The Problem” You sat still and proper Your yogurt low-fat, plain, sensible You did not rustle the bag You did not breathe through your nose You brought your own spoon The right thing to do And only clicked your teeth on the metal Once or twice You were [...]]]></description>
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