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A Missive to Father Christmas

December 15, 2008
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… or, “No Seriously, I’ll Burn Their House Down” Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas Is for you to make them stop This year was supposed to be different “Surely,” muttered I, “they wouldn’t dare” Not with the economy doing keg-stands Right? And yet Each time I turn on my beleaguered television There...
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Community Calendar

October 1, 2008
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Here’s what’s on tap for October — National Pretzel Month! Note: Chameleon Repertory Theater’s new production has been moved to Civic Auditorium due to overwhelming demand for tickets. We would like to remind everyone that “Bethany Dances Naked On Her Eighteenth Birthday” is just a title and should not be taken literally.
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Mom requested a robot for Mother’s Day

May 8, 2008
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Somehow I don’t think this is what she had in mind. Click here for the full image. (EDIT October 2008: The library of image thumbnails did not port from the old site, but that link will work just fine.)
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‘Tis the season

December 25, 2007
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Merry Christmas, everyone.  (Click here for an awesome secret bonus.) 
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