Analog Nation

Would you like me more if I rolled my own? If I carried rolling papers and a pouch of Drum? If I had the whole thing down to a science, sprinkling out just the right amount while listening intently to the story of your semester in Berlin?
Would you like me more if I read [...]

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Otherwise known as the ‘Missed Connections’ page.
Timothy!
In tenth grade, when we both said that if we weren’t with someone on Valentine’s Day 2009 we’d meet in Central Park, did we by any chance say anything more specific? A time, maybe?
Sparks and a bang
I’m the guy who accidentally discharged his service weapon at your cousin’s [...]

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Personal ad rejected by The Baltimore Sun, whose readership apparently has some pretty high standards
Me: Late 20’s, brunette, trivia buff, looking for someone to meet me at a museum or a driving range.
You: A decent fellow with a nice haircut and clean fingernails, knows how to dress like a proper adult, likes black & white [...]

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Personal ad rejected by The Baltimore Sun
Me: Early 30s, fit, good sense of humor, loves to travel, recently moved to the area and looking to meet a new special someone.
You: Late 20s to early 30s, brown hair, green eyes, 5’ 6”-ish, great laugh, likes wine and scary movies, enjoys a night [...]

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