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… And Your Little Cerapod, Too

August 9th, 2010

Oh, come on. This is officially insane. Honestly, it is. This time they have gone too far. They are flaunting it, shoving our noses in the shards of our broken toys, heaving back their heads in gales of laughter. It’s as if they told the children of the world that there’s no Santa, and he [...]

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Biaxially Oriented Polyethylene Terephthalate (For Fun And Profit)

June 13th, 2010

MEMORANDUM 21 July 1953 Charles Blakely Vice President, Product Development E.I. DuPont de Nemours & Co. CC: Thomas Carlson Charlie, Read the script last night, great work. Mylar is an exciting product, and this film will showcase its qualities to the world. “What’s It To You” is a strong title. It’s a bold statement, but [...]

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Native Tongue

May 25th, 2010

We live in a time of great scientific achievement. Each of us did ten things today that Robert Heinlein himself would have chalked up to fevered hallucination. Even against such a backdrop, news has broken of a feat that will violate your system like an adrenaline shot through the sternum. Sitting down would be a [...]

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Spidergoats III: Secret of the Golden Orb

November 22nd, 2009

Earth’s salvation rests in a display case on the Upper West Side. It is a cloth, somewhere between a rug and a shawl, with long, wispy tassels. A dizzying pattern weaves up and down its length, the work of many hands. It is a nearly perfect shade of gold. Dozens of pins hold the cloth [...]

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Stealth Moth: Ninja of the Night Sky

October 29th, 2009

Having grown up in the 80s, I know a thing or two about witnessing an arms race. After blowing things up for a thousand years or so, we as a species had finally gotten truly excellent at it, to the point where there was an actual chance that we might blow up every single thing, [...]

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Hairy Legs and All

August 13th, 2009

One of the basic tenets of popular culture is that the villain is always one piece away from completing his master plan. Sauron needed the One Ring. Belloq needed the Staff of Ra. Megatron needed the Allspice, or something — honestly, that movie made so little sense, my back started to hurt (I’m not kidding). [...]

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