Greet each respondent with the following text. Feel free to make minor adjustments, depending on the circumstances, but do not deviate from the text for more than three consecutive words, and for no more than 5% of the text overall. Emphasize the word “conversation” rather than “survey.” Remember that for the duration of the...
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Well first of all, thanks so much for doing this. I really appreciate it. Danielle always takes such good care of them when I’m away, but I would have felt really bad with her coming over here in that cast. She likes that foot a lot, you know. Once when we were kids, we...
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Please maintain focus on your own test booklet. In the event of an emergency, please raise your hand and await the proctor. Do not leave your desk for any reason. Do not make eye contact with the proctor at any time. Refrain from vocalization, and please keep any coughing or other physical functions to...
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Today is a day unlike any other we shall know again in our lifetimes. To explain why, let’s step back for a moment and talk about a subject that is both dynamic and essential, both exhilarating and terrifying. Let’s talk about fonts. I know, I know. It’s very exciting. Try to maintain your composure,...
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Please listen carefully, as our menu options have changed. If you are an existing customer, press one. If you are not an existing customer, press two. If you are a customer, but do not exist, press three. (One) If you are experiencing a service outage, press one. If you have feelings of anxiety or...
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Classified ads rejected by the Kansas City Star. Phone numbers have been removed. NICE TREE Tree for sale, oak or maple or elm or something. Nice & tall! Excell. cond. Available for pick-up immed. Still in ground, you will need to dig up. $1000/best offer VULTURES! Discover vulture farming. Work from home, defy the...
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