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In Their Own Words

March 23rd, 2008

“Overall sales were up 14.4% versus Q3 of last year, led chiefly by increased deliciousness from our Yummitations division. Taste-ocity was similarly up, particularly in our Sugarbumblejoy and Frosting & Acquisitions affiliates. On the other side of the balance sheet, Minty Goodness was down 5.1%, and we did not meet targeted goal of 125,000 Flavortacular [...]

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In Their Own Words

February 14th, 2008

“What I wanted it for is my business, last I checked this was a free country. I don’t follow you into the store and ask why you’re buying shoes or a lamp.” -Denver pharmacist Robert Crowley, following his conviction for the theft of 12,700 tons of corn meal, 1992. Of the 12,700 tons, only 400 [...]

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